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The Pittsburgh Phantoms were a professional soccer team based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1967. The club was one of the ten charter members of the non-FIFA sanctioned National Professional Soccer League (NPSL). All of the team's home games were played at Forbes Field, which also served as the home of the Pittsburgh Pirates. The team folded at the conclusion of the 1967 NPSL season.
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Santa Catalina, officially the Municipality of Santa Catalina, is a municipality in the province of Ilocos Sur, Philippines. According to the 2020 census, it has a population of 14,493 people.
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