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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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